About me

INTRODUCTION: I’m Kevin Hawkins, your average geek living in Hollywood, California.
WORK (PLAY): I do programming, a little CGI, but mainly SysAdmin.
ABOUT ME: I’m a sweet guy, 35 years old (12, really), about 6 feet tall, about 155 lbs, short brown hair, gray/green/blue eyes (I get different responses from different people), athletic build (I work out every week), fit, clean, don’t smoke, don’t drink, and I’m insane enough to ride a motorcycle in L.A. traffic. At night. In the rain. On the freeway.
I can order a thin-crust meat-lovers pizza over my cell phone AND program a VCR at the same time! Then I can convert said pizza directly into computer code and build a website from scratch at break-neck speeds! I can even form words and phrases into sentences directly from esoteric concepts with deadly accuracy!
I’m creating products in my spare time which will forever change the planet for the better AND I can flow huge amounts of theta towards small furry warm animals with such ferocity that they begin to purr. Loudly. I am currently owned by one of these; the big soft furry lovey-dovey snuggle-buddy crawls up on my head and purrs loudly every night.
I can pick up data, apply it, and actually get products! If that’s not impressive enough, check this out: I make my own distilled water. I know stuff about computers, electronics, mechanics, physics, science, astronomy, and some other subjects I can’t think of at the moment… ‘n stuff.
My operating system of choice is Linux.
MY WORKSTATION: For those of you who are curious where I spend most of my awake hours…
Nov 11th, 2001, at this stage, I did not have the dual-monitor setup going.
I like this shot because my big black furry kitty happened to be up on the desk at the time, and this is kinda rare.
The monitor on the left is a 19″ CRT, and it’s connected to my linux machine. The one on the right is a 17″ CRT, and it’s connected to my windows machine.
All backgrounds from Digital Blasphemy.
Apr 15th, 2004, this is how my workstation looked just before I moved to Hollywood.
Both 19″ monitors in the middle are connected to my linux machine, and the 17″ LCD on the right is connected to my windoze game machine. I just use it for games or for apps which don’t run in linux.
All backgrounds from Digital Blasphemy (except the one on my windoze machine).
Contact Me
You’re welcome to email me:
jedihawk at mail dot com

Need I say this site is constantly under construction? I think not!
![]() |
![]()
![]()
(just kidding!)
![]()




