Hints on when you can tell it is going to be:


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      - You wake up face down on the pavement

      - You put your bra on backwards and it fits better

      - You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold

      - You see a '60 Minutes' news team waiting in your office

      - Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles

      - You want to put the clothes on you wore home from the party
        but find there aren't any

      - Your twin brother forgot your birthday

      - You turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes
        from the city

      - Your car horn accidentally goes off and remains stuck as you
        follow a group of Hells Angels along a deserted highway

      - You wake to discover your waterbed has sprung a leak and
        then realize you don't have a waterbed

      - Your boss tells you not to bother to take off your coat

      - The bird singing outside your window is a vulture

      - You call your answering service and you're told to mind
        your own business

      - Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife

      - Your tax refund cheque bounces

      - You put both contact lenses in the same eye

      - Your pet rock snaps at you

      - Your wife says "Good Morning, Bill" and your name is George