McDonnell Douglas Registration Card

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Important! Important!
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Please fill out and mail this card within 10 days of purchase.

Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military aircraft. In order to protect your new investment, please take a few moments to fill out the warranty registration card below.

Answering the survey questions is not required, but the information will help us to develop new products that best meet your needs and desires.

1. _Mr. _Mrs. _Ms. _Miss _Lt. _Gen. _Comrade _Classified _Other __________________________

First Name __________________ Initial ____ Last Name ________________________

Latitude ____________ Longitude ____________ Altitude ____________

Password, Code Name, etc. ______________________
2. Which model aircraft did you purchase?

_F-14 Tomcat   _F-15 Eagle   _F-16 Falcon   _F-19A Stealth   _Classified
3. Date of purchase:

Month ___________ Day ___________ Year _____
4. Serial Number _______________________________________

5. Please check where this product was purchased:

__Received as Gift/Aid Package
__Catalog Showroom
__Sleazy Arms Broker
__Mail Order
__Discount Store
__Government Surplus
__Classified
6. Please check how you became aware of the McDonnell Douglas product you have just purchased:

__Heard loud noise, looked up
__Store Display
__Espionage
__Recommended by friend/relative/ally 
__Political lobbying by Manufacturer
__Was attacked by one
__Classified
7. Please check the three (3) factors which most influenced your decision to purchase this McDonnell Douglas product:

__Style/Appearance
__Kickback/Bribe
__Recommended by salesperson
__Speed/Maneuverability
__Comfort/Convenience
__McDonnell Douglas Reputation
__Advanced Weapons Systems
__Price/Value
__Back-Room Politics
__Negative experience opposing one in combat
__Classified
8. Please check the location(s) where this product will be used:

__North America
__Central/South America
__Aircraft Carrier
__Europe
__Middle East
__Africa
__Asia/Far East
__Misc. Third-World Countries
__Classified
9. Please check the products that you currently own, or intend to purchase in the near future:

Product                     Own        Intend to purchase

Color TV                    __         __
VCR                         __         __
ICBM                        __         __
Killer Satellite            __         __
CD Player                   __         __
Air-to-Air Missiles         __         __
Space Shuttle               __         __
Home Computer               __         __
Nuclear Weapon              __         __
10. How would you describe yourself or your organization?

  Check all that apply:

__Communist/Socialist
__Terrorist
__Crazed (Islamic)
__Crazed (Other)
__Neutral
__Democratic
__Dictatorship
__Corrupt (Latin American)
__Corrupt (Other)
__Primitive/Tribal
__Classified
11. How did you pay for your McDonnell Douglas product? 
__Cash
__Suitcases of Cocaine
__Oil Revenues
__Deficit Spending
__Personal Check
__Credit Card
__Ransom Money
__Traveler's Check
__Classified
12. Occupation

                                     You          Your Spouse

Homemaker                            __           __
Sales/Marketing                      __           __
Revolutionary                        __           __
Clerical                             __           __
Mercenary                            __           __
Tyrant                               __           __
Middle Management                    __           __
Eccentric Billionaire                __           __
Defense Minister/General             __           __
Retired                              __           __
Student                              __           __
Classified                           __           __
13. To help us understand our Customers' lifestyles, please indicate the interests and activities in which you and your spouse enjoy participating on a regular basis:

Activity/Interest                    You          Your Spouse

Golf                                 __           __
Boating/Sailing                      __           __
Sabotage                             __           __
Running/Jogging                      __           __
Propaganda/Disinformation            __           __
Destabilizing/Overthrow              __           __
Default on Loans                     __           __
Gardening                            __           __
Crafts                               __           __
Black Market/Smuggling               __           __
Collectibles/Collections             __           __
Watching Sports on TV                __           __
Wines                                __           __
Interrogation/Torture                __           __
Household Pets                       __           __
Crushing Rebellions                  __           __
Espionage/Reconnaissance             __           __
Fashion Clothing                     __           __
Border Disputes                      __           __
Mutually Assured Destruction         __           __
Classified                           __           __
Thanks for taking the time to fill out this questionnaire. Your answers will be used in market studies that will help McDonnell Douglas serve you better in the future, as well as allowing you to receive mailings and special offers from other companies, governments, extremist groups, and mysterious consortia.

Comments or suggestions about our fighter planes? Please write to:

McDONNELL DOUGLAS CORPORATION
Marketing Department
Military Aerospace Division
P.O. Box 800
St. Louis, MO 55500


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