The Italian who went to New York

One day Ima go to New York, to a bigga hotel. I go down to eat soma breakfast. I tella the waitress I wanna two piss toast. She branga me only onea piss. I tella her I wanna two piss, she say go to the toilet, I say you no understand. I wanna two piss on my plate. She say you better no piss on the plate you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she calla me sonna ma bitch.

Later, I go to eat soma lunch at Drake restaurant, the waitress bringa me a spoon, and knife, but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tellsa me everbody wanna fock. I tella her you no understand, I wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the table you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call me a sonna ma bitch.

So I go back to my room inna hotel, an there's no sheet on my bed. I calla the manager ana tell him I wanna sheet. He tells me to go to the toilet. So I say you no understand, I wanna sheet on the bed. He say you better no sheet on the bed, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the man ana he call me sonna ma bitch.

I go to check out and the man at the desk, he say peace to you. I say piss onna you too, you sonna ma bitch...

I go back to Italy!!!



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