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Subject: "Well you see officer..."
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The following are actual statements found on insurance forms where
car drivers attempt to summarize the details of their accidents.
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2) The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions.
3) I thought the window was down, but I found out it was up when I put my head through it.
4) I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
5) A truck backed through my windshield and into my wife's face.
6) A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
7) The guy was all over the road, I had to swerve a number of times before I finally hit him.
8) I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother in law and headed over the embankment.
9) In an attempt to kill a fly I drove into the telephone pole.
10) I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had the accident.
11) To avoid the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian.
12) My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.
13) An invisible car came out of nowhere struck my car and vanished.
14) I told the police I was not injured but on removing my hat I found that I had a fractured skull.
15) I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.
16) The pedestrian had no idea which way to run so I ran over him.
17) I saw a slow-moving sad-faced gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car.
18) The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth!
19) I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.
20) The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of its way when it struck the front end of my car.