The first forks had only one tine.
                 (Thanks to Doug Johnson)


  Tuesday's "Maybe" was in error.  All forks have four tines.
    That's what makes them forks.  The ones with three are
actually threeks, those serving units with two tines are twooks,
     and with just a single tine, it could only be a wunk.
            (Thanks once again to Agnes Tomorrow)


    A one-tined fork is actually just a sharp stick.
                   (Thanks to ESdawg)


                   Fork Wars, Part IV
       After all the hype, a one tined fork (wunk)
        is pretty much just a knife in disguise.
            (Thanks to H. Dorman, Sarasota, FL)


               Fork Wars, the Final Chapter

         To date, the American business community
         has lost 1,237.8 person-hours due to the
           "Maybe It Might Be True" Fork Wars.
         (Thanks to R. David Francis, Columbus OH)

                       And finally...

       Maybe it's tine we stopped the forkin' jokes.
                    (Thanks to D. Clark)