1. VAIN PERSON          One who loves the smell of his own farts.

  2. AMIABLE PERSON       One who loves the smell of other peoples farts.

  3. PROUD PERSON         One who thinks his farts are exceptionally fine.

  4. SHY PERSON           One who releases silent farts and then blushes.

  5. IMPUDENT PERSON      One who boldly farts out loud and then laughs.

  6. UNFORTUNATE PERSON   One who tries very hard to fart but shits instead.

  7. SCIENTIFIC PERSON    One who farts regularly but is truly concerned
                          about pollution.

  8. NERVOUS PERSON       One who stops in the middle of a fart.

  9. HONEST PERSON        One who admits he farted but offers good medical
                          reasons.

 10. DISHONEST PERSON     One who farts and then blames it on the dog.

 11. FOOLISH PERSON       One who surpresses a fart for hours and hours.

 12. THRIFTY PERSON       One who always has several good farts in reserve.

 13. ANTISOCIAL PERSON    One who excuses himself and farts in complete
                          privacy.

 14. STRATEGIC PERSON     One who covers up his farts with loud coughing.

 15. SADISTIC PERSON      One who farts in bed and then fluffs the covers
                          over his bedmate!

 16. INTELLECTUAL PERSON  One who can determine from the smell of a fart
                          the precise food items consumed.

 17. ATHLETIC PERSON      One who farts at the slightest exertion.

 18. SENSITIVE PERSON     One who farts and then starts crying.