Any similarity to real persons, living
or dead is purely coincidental.

Some assembly required. List each check separately
by bank number. Batteries not included. Contents
may settle during shipment. Use only as directed.
No other warranty expressed or implied. Do not use
while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment.
Postage will be paid by addressee. Apply only to
affected area. May be too intense for some viewers.
See store manager for details. Do not disturb.
All models over 18 years of age.
For recreational use only. If condition persists,
consult your physician. Simulated picture.
No user serviceable parts inside. Best if used
before date on carton. For off-road use only.
Subject to change without notification.
No postage necessary if mailed in the United States.

Breaking seal constitutes your
acceptance of this agreement.

As seen on TV. One size fits all. Colors may fade.
Slippery when wet. For official use only.
Post office will not deliver without postage.
Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental
or conseqential damages resulting from any defect,
error, or failure to perform.
At participating locations only. Penalty for private
use. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal.
Falling rock. Lost ticket pays maximum rate.
Your canceled check is your receipt. Add toner.
Place stamp here. Avoid contact with skin.
Sanitized for your protection. Slightly higher west
of the Mississippi. Employees and their families are
not eligible. Contestants have been briefed
on some questions before the show. You must
be present to win. No passes accepted for this
engagement. No purchase necessary. Keep away from
fire or flame. Price does not include taxes. Pre-
recorded for this time zone. Reproduction strictly
prohibited. No solicitors. No anchovies unless
otherwise specified. First pull up, then pull down.
Call before digging. Driver does not carry cash.
Do not fold, spindle or mutilate. Safety sealed for
your protection. 25 city, 35 highway; actual mileage
may vary depending on useage. Do not use if wrapper
is punctured. Refrigerate after opening. Contains
less than 1% alcohol. Remove before flight.

No shirt, no shoes, no service.
Not affiliated with the American Red Cross.
Prices may vary. Void where prohibited by law.
No postage necessary if mailed in the United States.
Printed on Recycled Paper.
Warranty void if tags are removed.
If redness, swelling, or irritation occurs,
discontinue use.
This is not an exit. Alarm will sound.
Do not remove this tag under penalty of law.
Beware of dog. Never mind the dog, beware of owner!