Definitions


Mommy, what's the definition of...

Amnesia            What did you just ask me?
Apathy             I don't care.
Bigotry            I'm not going to tell someone like you.
Dyslexia           .Beeing Sackwards
Egotistical        I'm the best person to answer that question.
Evasive            Go do your homework.
Ignorance          I don't know.
Indifference       It doesn't matter.
Influenza          You've got to be sick to ask me that question.
Insomnia           I stayed awake all last night thinking of the answer.
Narcissism         Before I answer, tell me, don't I look great?
Over-Protective    I don't know if you're ready for the answer.
Paranoid           You probably think I don't know the answer, don't you?
Procrastination    I'll tell you tomorrow.
Repetitive         I already told you the answer once before.
Self-Centered      Well, I know the answer, that's all that matters.
Suspicious         Why are you asking me all these questions?



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