Definitions
Mommy, what's the definition of...
Amnesia What did you just ask me?
Apathy I don't care.
Bigotry I'm not going to tell someone like you.
Dyslexia .Beeing Sackwards
Egotistical I'm the best person to answer that question.
Evasive Go do your homework.
Ignorance I don't know.
Indifference It doesn't matter.
Influenza You've got to be sick to ask me that question.
Insomnia I stayed awake all last night thinking of the answer.
Narcissism Before I answer, tell me, don't I look great?
Over-Protective I don't know if you're ready for the answer.
Paranoid You probably think I don't know the answer, don't you?
Procrastination I'll tell you tomorrow.
Repetitive I already told you the answer once before.
Self-Centered Well, I know the answer, that's all that matters.
Suspicious Why are you asking me all these questions?
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